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Political advice

August 19, 2015
Fort Myers Beach Bulletin, Fort Myers Beach Observer

To the editor:

Here are instructions to hopeful Republican Presidential candidates.

1. WIN. Sear this word into your brain. Do not do or say anything that is not helpful in gaining that objective. Your issues include the economy, people living illegally in the USA, the Iran agreement, the national debt, over regulation, tax reform. Send a stamped addressed envelope for the complete list.

2. DO NOT utter the words abortion, planned parenthood, faith, religion, God, Jesus, same sex marriage or transgender. If you do the manipulators of the spongers of our nation will spin them against you and you WILL lose again.

3. On Election Day 2016 you may use those words again, win or lose.

4. Early 2019 you will receive further instructions.

Peter Reid

Fort Myers Beach



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